5 year old survey

i asked him these questions when he was 3 and then 4 and now here we are again...and now i'm ready to find a new question thing for him to answer. cuz i love this thoughts! i originally put these in facebook notes but that feature is apparently gone from facebook now! so i'm saving them to my blog.

1. What is something mom always says to you?

uuuuh... just to snuggle and stuff.

2. What makes mom happy?

massages and snuggling and saying i love you too.

3. What makes mom sad?

doing bad things.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

just doing funny stuff and tickling me.

5. What was your mom like as a child?

i don't know because i wasn't around.

6. How old is your mom?

how old are you? 27?

7. How tall is your mom?

i don't know. 25 inches?

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

mmm massages and massages and snuggling.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

i don't know because i don't see you! just doing stuff, doing grownup stuff, watching movies or something.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

what's famous? um, because they love you.

11. What is your mom really good at?

good at? hmm. i don't know what are you good at? playing mario kart.

12. What is your mom not very good at?

war. warring. because i sometimes win the war [card game].

13. What does your mom do for a job?

work on the computer? just look up stuff on the computer i only think of that.

14.What is your mom's favorite food?

i don't know. pb&j? pizza?

15.What makes mom proud of you?

doing good things and beating stuff.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

uh. a robot.

17. What do you and your mom do together?

snuggle and play.

18. How are you and your mom the same?

our faces.

19. How are you and your mom different?

because you're tall and i'm shorter.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

i don't know.because i always say i love you and she does too.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?

because you married him. just that he's with you and stuff and that he lives with you.

22. What is your mom's favorite place to go?

i don't know. the beach! i don't know. cosi?

here is his 4 year old answers:

i asked him these questions when he was 3 and now here we are again... funny to see how he understood questions more this time..

1. What is something mom always says to you?

uh, i don't know. do you love me? i love you!

2. What makes mom happy?

uh, cleaning up messy stuff.

3. What makes mom sad?

if i do wrong stuff?

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

when you do silly things and wiggle me!

5. What was your mom like as a child?

uh fat and a little small.

6. How old is your mom?

uh, 8 years old

7. How tall is your mom?

60 a little bit inches and 2 2 5.. two 2's.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

eat food

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

i work, work. just do stuff or writing texts.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

like what would you do? uh everybody.. i don't know

11. What is your mom really good at?

the pinano.

12. What is your mom not very good at?

uuuuuh, gluing stuff.

13. What does your mom do for a job?

do the dishwasher and clean stuff

14.What is your mom's favorite food?

iiii... salad!

15.What makes mom proud of you?

going poo by myself

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

mmm dunno.

17. What do you and your mom do together?

play.

18. How are you and your mom the same?

uh, i'm not the same as you. well, lovely.

19. How are you and your mom different?

uh, i don't know what to say.because i'm a boy and you're a lady. i can't say gorwl [girl] very well.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

so much! i don't know

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?

uh really so much as you love him when he's gone. work.

22. What is your mom's favorite place to go?

to theeeee.. i don't know, the waffle store.

and his 3 year old answers:

1. What is something mom always says to you?
no, it's too hard for me to say!

2. What makes mom happy?
me

3. What makes mom sad?
me too, again [oh dear so sad!]

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
like this 'hahaha' and poop, hahaha

5. What was your mom like as a child?
snoop..haa [anything he doesn't want to answer is usually poop. or snoop or koop,pee or toot etc]

6. How old is your mom?
22... you're not 22 mommy.. i don't remember.. you say it mommy!

7. How tall is your mom?
um, a little bit like this [holds up hand]

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
play toys

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
get time out? ... drive away.. [where do i go?] um..at the store.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
2... uhhuh. you can't be 2. poop. poop mommy.

11. What is your mom really good at?
toot.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
tooting.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
at starbucks?

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
bagel! [right on son]

15.What makes mom proud of you?
poop on the potty!

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
dragon!

17. What do you and your mom do together?
play.. toys. we poop on the potty too.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
are you the same? i'm the same... i'm not the same, you're just the same.

19. How are you and your mom different?
snooking... i'm a boy and you're a girl! [i had to hint at that one]

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
i don't remember. um....pooping!

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
um lion princess and a goat and a dog and a pig and buddy and the pig, i just did the puppets.

22. What is your mom's favorite place to go?
we already did that.. [what did we say?] we already did that mommy! at the store!